wendygirlyoumoveme:

if i misgender u please just spray me with a spray bottle like a cat

(Source: wendycorduroy, via fake-clouds)

unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

(Source: unflaws, via africandad)

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

(via phobias)

whorville:

Pluto isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard and tiny ;)

(via satan-with-boobs)